You will be the champion. Enjoy your moment of glory.
Advertisers and marketers are always trying to sell us a dream or promise that their products will make us happier, more attractive, more popular and better than we were before. This endless cycle of consumption is just a fallacy. It's just a clever way of distracting you from finding your own happiness and separating you from your hard earned money.
What you discover will be surprising. What you do with that information will make an important difference.